tips on kissing boys
1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda
- boy: my cock is hard and throbbing
- me: 35 million pounds of candy corn are made each year
I’m romantic, but I can’t say that I loved you from the first moment I met you. It was more like a leak in my heart before a river took form. I could pretend that I saw a flash of light, but it was more like the calm before a storm.